DB2: Humbug

It was the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse .....

No hang on. There a bloke drinking port and doing an on-line DB2 tutorial. Holy Jesus what a saddo! Quick call the Ghost of Xmas past!

It's not a bad little tutorial but you occasionally stumble upon lines like:

• Advisors are part of the IBM autonomic computing effort, which aims to make software and hardware more SMART (self-managing and resource tuning)!


• Remember, practice makes perfect!


• lets hear it for the DB2 tools

As Engelbert Humperdinck said "Please release me let me go."