Dodge City

In the Dodge City that is corporate IT, who are we? Are we the handsome, young Clint Eastwood in a Fist Full Of Dollars; chewing on a cheroot; hand twitching nervously over our Smith & Websphere revolver?

Or

Are we stuck in "Every Which Way But Loose" next to a big Orangutan that farts and thumps people? Beats me. But I think we all know; that down in the saloon; Doc.net Holiday has a royal flush; he's drinking bourbon and he's just finished his crisps.