J2ME: Enterprise Mobile Groovy Doo Dahs

If I am going to write groovy mobile applications for mobile phones, then I am sure going to need an XML parser. The well known ones, apaches for instance, are huge, (1.7mb) rendering them useless for the constrained world of the phone. The article: "Build Your Own Lightweight XML DOM Parser" describes how to build your own tiny DOM parser in less than 4K! Tippity top or what?

I read this and it sounds like one of those ads:

"Build you own matchstick DOM parser in less than 4 weeks $2.99, first edition free" .... at all good news agents. Who buys those mags?

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