J2ME: It's a woolly wireless world out there

I went to a Wireless groover love-in at a secret location in London last night. Wow what an eye-opener. Lots of fascinating stuff about over-the-air provisioning, J2ME, Bulk SMS, Mobile domains, WAP Push, WAP Pull; not to mention the Locomotion, the mashed potato and hand-jive.

It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that I felt like a stone-age man walking into Los Angeles. As Manuel would say "Ahh no naathing".