SPAM: SPAMTY SPAM

Occasionally a chap has a quick look at some of the Spam he receives. This is not a good idea as often the messages contain dangerous links to sordid pornography and spyware. Now and then though, as a father of three children under eight years old, one feels it necessary to check on the dangerous world that is only a click away <coughs>. In one of my recent forays, I happen to notice a set of almost identical messages that varied only slightly in their odd use of English; I thought I would share one with you:

I walked on twilight alley late at the night.
Ominous boors seized me.
They torn asunder my pants and bra.
I was pure before...

This made laugh out loud. I imagine there is some Serbo-Croat to English translation software out there some where.

Anyhow, I am sick of all this cheap tasteless stuff, I'm off for some classy birds with big bristols over at vowe.net ;-).