IKEA is a fully immersive, 3D environmental adventure

Surfing about and found this post from someone who has worked IKEA out as an fully immersive, 3D environmental adventure. I loathe IKEA, but periodically find myself back there. I cope by putting offensive messages in their suggestion box just before I leave. This always cheers me up enormously.

My favorite deposit was:

Don't even think for one minute we don't know what you are up to, you Swedish bastards.