Lollipop Lady

If there is a god I am sure he is trying to get me to quit the computer business. All day long thrashing about with WuuuSAD. Crashing and burning, installing fixes, trawling the web and newsgroups for help. I am going to reinstall the operating system now, god help me.

Any how, I reckon I would like to be a lollipop lady. The hours are good, you get your own lollipop, you can be cross with drivers and everyone loves you.

It's the job for me!

Can I get down now dad? .....

No you bloody can't.