Murdering a gag .....

Who's the domino dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SPUG!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SPUG!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's lotusscript all about?
SPUG!
Right On!

They say this cat Spug is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Spug.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his granny
JOHN SPUG!

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Not Issac Hayes but the 'Tighten Up' version by the Chosen Few