Ooooo Betty

Mrs Spuggy has arrived home with Betty. Betty is a lurcher aparrently, but she looks like a dog to me; she is eleven weeks old and craps in the house. Betty's arrival means I have slipped off the "guaranteed food" roster. Which is, in order of feeding:

Kid1: Isabel
Kid2: The Beast of Hammersmith
Kid3: The Evil Doctor Pud
Cat1: Laverne
Cat2: Shirley
Dog1: Betty
Bloke1: Spug

Mrs Spuggy says not to worry as pot noodles have really come on in the last few years. It is only a matter of time before I'm out at night rummaging in the bins with the badgers.

Woof.