Monkey-Programmer-Boy: The Great Escape

So after being incarcerated for months by the Lotusscript Nazis and interrogated by the Hooded Claw, Monkey-Programmer-Boy finally gets his motorbike over the fence. Where next for our intrepid hero? Well India now you mention it. Off to see my mad sister Barb who has gone on a mid-life-crisis-round-the-world-trip.

Next stop Delhi. If anyone's job has gone to India, let me know and I'll have a look for it.

IN YOUR SHOPS NOW!

SUZI QUATTRO

Mrs Spuggy said she was going to get herself a pair of Converse Allstars. I happened to mention that I would like some too. She said this would not be a good idea, because when I put them on I would look like "Suzi Quattro's boyfriend".

I havn't been so insulted since our old childminder asked if i'd "had a kebab" ... when I hadn't.