The curse of loft

In 1922 Howard Carter and Lord Canarvon discovered King Tutankhamens royal gallery, arguably the richest archaeological find in modern history. In May 2004, in a box in my loft, I discovered an unopened Airfix Hawker Hurricane and my old school tie. Very much on a par in my opinion, infact, Time Team eat your bloody hearts out.

What is hard to imagine though, given the skinnyness of the tie, is how I managed to get it into a 1970s champion-tucker-jenkins-uber-knot like this.

"It wasn't me Sir. It was Sharpy"

IKEA is a fully immersive, 3D environmental adventure

Surfing about and found this post from someone who has worked IKEA out as an fully immersive, 3D environmental adventure. I loathe IKEA, but periodically find myself back there. I cope by putting offensive messages in their suggestion box just before I leave. This always cheers me up enormously.

My favorite deposit was:

Don't even think for one minute we don't know what you are up to, you Swedish bastards.