A wonder of the modern world

Why do they still play 'chirpie chirpie cheep cheep' at the dodgems?

A seagull ate my Buick

Skinheads, scampi and chips; Glasgow Rangers away kit; leaden skies and Lambert and Butler. Who needs St Tropez?

I can see Deirdre now Lorraine has gone

Somewhere in the mendips, brisk south westerly, family in adjacent tent all dressed in Aston Villa away kit. Who needs Acupulco?