Barbwire in his underpants

Sat at Spuggy Acres with the Evil Doctor Pud. He has refused to go to Nursery because they told him off for smoking in the ball pool yesterday.

As long as he leaves me alone I will try and write an application that receives SMS posts from mobile phones and stuffs them in a Domino database. If it works it should even post back errors messages to the sender. oooo.

On the CD player is the Trojan "Tighten Up" box set featuring Nora Dean's timeless "Barbwire" which goes:

"I met a boy the other day
he got barbwire in his underpants
Aaa ma maaaa Aaa ma maaaa"

I'd like to hear the bleeding awful Brian Adams write something as good as that.