Phone Pest

As some of you may know, regular phone numbers in the uk will receive SMS messages. The phone rings as normal and a little computer voice reads out the message. I often use this facility to text Mrs Spug who does not always have her mobile phone to hand.

Recently I have taken to sending her lewd and suggestive messages via this service. It is great to hear the little computer voice say things like:

On the five eighteen from paddington, any chance of seeing you in your nighty later on pet?

It has a go at swearing and everything ....

Although amused at first Mrs Spug is now completely bored by this. I am sticking with it of course, as I like to get every last smile out of a gag.

Try it, it's a hoot.