A list for camping

I am going camping in France shortly. I like to plan these things like a military campaign and so have collected a number of camping lists from a around the net.

Here they are:

Spug's monster camping list.

Planning a family holiday for 5 is a complicated business, roughly on a similar scale to invading the Falklands. All this complexity reminded me of a stag do I went to in Amsterdam before I had kids. This is the list for that trip:

Passport
Wallet
Cigarettes
Lighter
Tescos Carrier Bag.

Those were the days.