Saturday, January 29, 2005

Lotusphere in depth report

Workplace is lovely and one day my grandchildren will tell me about it.

Notes 7 DB2 integration and server performance enhancements are impressive but of course back in the real world most people have only been on r6 for six months.

Julian Robichaux's computer is much bigger than mine and he is a jolly nice bloke.

Billy Bob Buchan managed to fill a 200 person plus conference hall at 8:30 in the morning. He then proceded to sail a fine line between best practice and caberet - a tour de force no less. He is a jolly nice
Scottish bloke.

Jonvon is very serious about tea and rightly so. I think he should try Marks and Spencer's Camomile - it's the daddy. He is a jolly nice bloke.

The Disney food hall police make the Gestapo look like nice blond German boys; have a magical day my arse.

Warren Elsmore and Kitty are a jolly nice bloke and blokette.

I am BIG GIRL'S BLOUSE when it comes to rollercoaster rides but the Spiderman ride at universal was incredible. In fact it's the most fun I have had with 3d glasses on since I watched Emmanuel 3D in 1980.

Rob McDonagh is a jolly nice bloke.

Super Size me is fab, scary and brilliant and a must see (saw it on the plane)

Too many people told me that their company was canning Notes. 1500 may have converted to Notes from Exchange but how many have been lost?

Roy Holder is a jolly nice bloke and has joly nice cigarettes.

Paul Mooney is a jolly nice bloke and is just as scared of rollercoasters as me. He is a jolly nice bloke.

Declan 'Blogsphere' Lynch and Terri are a jolly nice bloke and blokette.

The drink Jagermeister is just German cough medicine.

Ambuj Goyal said: "There's a fundamental shift taking place in the front-end of computing". Frankly I don't believe him but then he is a really clever bloke and I am just a bit of a **** from Swindon.

Monday, January 24, 2005

Lotusphere Monday

Didn't make it out much today, I spent the day in my hotel room with a Morrocan boy I picked up at the "Whats new in Domino Designer" breakout session.

Oh and I got a badge with Lotusscript Wizard on it.

Sunday, January 23, 2005

Like a burning Spitfire

Day 1 Achievements:


  • I have toasted my Pocket PC. It is now deader than a dead thing from deadland.

  • My mobile phone is flat and will not charge.

  • The wireless card freezes my laptop and is unusable.


As Micky Mouse used to say:

Bollocks.

That said I did get to meet Julian with his clothes on at last.

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