Software Development Terminology

Today's terminology has included:

1. The UI may look good but it is a right Benny Hill show underneath I can tell you ....."

2. These are the last changes, we are deploying tomorrow so we need to get the tomatoes in and get the shutters down by five at the latest.

We're going in.

Mr Spug: Mr Sulu, there is a problem in the vast open source xml files of planet Postgresql 8.1. The Captain and I are beaming down. We may be gone some time.
Mr Sulu: Rather you than me bigs ears, that sounds like a right pain in the arse.

My 2006 Calendar .... a special present.