Pub Cricket

Pub Cricket is a game to play on long car journeys across England.

You score runs by how many "legs" the pub has and you are out when you reach a pub with no legs. For instance.

I am in bat and we pass the following pubs:

The Running Horse (4 runs)
The King George (2 runs)
The Green Man (2 Runs)
The Coach and Horses (8 Runs - 2 Horses!)
The Live and let Live - OUT!

So I score 16.

Then the next man goes into bat.

Are we there yet?

Computer Science

Dr Monkey-Programmer-Boy has bin reading "is design dead".

It makes him feel good in a open-toed-sandled-kinda-bamba-gasgoinge kind of way.

More software development terminology

Colleague:	I need access to the site on you machine. Can you lift your nightie for a minute?
Spugmola:	What port?.
Colleague:	Oh the ususal
Spugmola:	Ok. I'll have to pull it back down when your finished tho.
Colleague:	Jolly good.